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WA State Rep Matt Shea's BIBLICAL BASIS FOR WAR!

A Tacomic Look at Olympia's JIHAD LARPer
posted Dec 12, 2018
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OUTED EXCERPTS FROM MATT SHEA'S BIBLICAL BASIS FOR WAR (ABRIDGED) 

NO. 2. When is the time for war?  When God says its time duh...

NO. 6.  Things for a HOLY ARMY.
  • trumpets
  • ark
  • circumcision
  • atonement (money)

NO. 10 Rules of WAR

  • Stop all abortions
  • No same-sex marriage
  • No idolatry or occultism
  • No Communism
  • Must obey Biblical law
  • IF THEY YIELD, MUST PAY TAXES
  • IF THEY DO NOT YIELD, -- KILL ALL MALES
  • cut down only non-food trees
  • do not attack or kill productive citizens
  • LAW OF BOOTY (divide evenly, NOT COMMUNIST THO)
  • ASSASSINATION & SABOTAGE - okay against tyrants
  • blah blah blah bible bible bible
You get the picture! Washington State Representative Matt Shea is completely bonkers but in a normal Spokane resident sort of way as he easily won reelection against his non insane democratic opponent. Matt Shea also wants to split Washington State into two states presumably to make it easier to conquer (the rural side) with his Handmaiden's Tale inspired theocracy?  TRIVIA: Matt Shea's holy battle plan document was so bonkers, many of his horrible corporate donors wanted their money backMatt Shea's holy civil war battle plan document was sooo completely bonkers he even got spanked by J.T. Wilcox who took away his leadership positions in the disgusting state GOP!   Matt Shea is such  complete garbage he was profiled by the SOUTHERN POVERTY RESEARCH CENTER for making illegal campaign donations to hate groups across the United States!  Anyway Matt Shea gets exactly what he deserves.

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