RETURNed To SENDER Tacomic Valentines Day Cards

Santorum in Tacoma, CrimeStoppers vs. WBC, Skeeter, JBLM Love & Gun Accessories
posted Feb 21, 2012
Tacomic, Valentines Day Cards, Santorum, Tacoma, CrimeStoppers vs. WBC, Skeeter, JBLM Love & Gun Accessories
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February is the universal month of suck. February is the month Hunter S. Thomson decided to commit suicide--did you know that? Something about Football Season is Over.  Well St. Valentines Day is over and I got these special Tacomic themed St. Valentines Day cards returned to me in the mail unopened.  Oh well, hat-tip to you Charlie Brown.   

Reading the cartoon from Right to left; top to bottom we cover a plethora of topics!  

1. Santorum frothing hearts and minds in the City of Destiny! Here is excellent Tacoma coverage in The Stranger. Thank the sky gods for Alternative Weekly Newspapers (so not a dig at The Volcano).

2. "Unnamed Kansas Cult" vs. CRIMESTOPPERS Cult! for above-the-fold headline space.  Send in your checks!

3.  Lakewood Police Officer, Failed Police Guild Treasurer Skeeter Manos. Donate to my Family of Skeeter Manos Trust Fund! $$$eriously. 

4. Joint Base Lewis-McChord MOST TROUBLED BASE IN THE MILITARY--this time making the headlines for Sex Toys and Assault Rifle Accessories.  You're in full TACOMIC Lockdown 

Tacomic Art Show 2.0

by L.S.Erhardt on 2/21/2012 @ 1:42am
Stay classy indeed.

by cisserosmiley on 2/21/2012 @ 7:50am
Are those JBLM dildos gov. Issue?

by CaptainBritton on 2/21/2012 @ 8:12am
"Low Tide"...heh heh heh.

by NineInchNachos on 2/21/2012 @ 9:17am
UPDATE: according to Wikipedia,  Santorum could be the most glitter-bombed american ever

More glitter bombed than Dan Savage!    

by cisserosmiley on 2/21/2012 @ 9:36am
I will be voting for him at the upcoming republican caucus because some Christian friends told me Mormons were a cult

by NineInchNachos on 2/21/2012 @ 9:41am
Mormons are a MADE IN USA religion.   Don't listen to your Christian euro-trash friends!

by L.S.Erhardt on 2/21/2012 @ 10:10am
RR is right.
Catholocism started in the MIDDLE EAST! We can't have someone who lives by a faith stated in "that place" in office! Think of the Children!!!!

by NineInchNachos on 2/21/2012 @ 10:15am
Also a good idea to never leave your children unattended in an automobile with a high-ranking religious official.

by The Jinxmedic on 2/21/2012 @ 10:22am
Yeah, whatever.

by NineInchNachos on 2/21/2012 @ 10:26am
Present company excluded, of course. 

by CaptainBritton on 2/21/2012 @ 1:57pm
Mitt Romney=Bain Capital=Clear Channel...There's the real cult.

by NineInchNachos on 2/21/2012 @ 1:59pm
now this is a brave lame-stream media OP/ED 

Kill me now. 

- wait who put these candles in the middle of the road at night. HOOOOONK!

by NineInchNachos on 2/21/2012 @ 2:00pm
yeah...  stick him right there in the Luzon rubble

by L.S.Erhardt on 2/21/2012 @ 3:11pm
Resurrect the Luzon!

Zombie building for President in '12

by NineInchNachos on 6/29/2012 @ 6:21pm
skeeter update!