Plight of Megan Elizabeth Lenn and the Pierce County Bikini Baristas

Biology Capitalisim: The REAL Virus of Indecency
posted Mar 2, 2010
THE TACOMIC - Plight of Megan Elizabeth Lenn and the Pierce County Bikini Baristas (Bikini Barista, Pierce County, Megan Elizabeth Lenn, Mark Lindquist, Adam Lynn, Human Sexuality, The Great Satan, Capitalisim, Nipples)
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The highly frumpy members of the Concerned Citizens Coalition (C.C.C. in no way affiliated with the Collation for Urban Decency or C.U.D. ) want you to know about SATAN'S P0RN0GRAPHIC SEXPRESSO BARS sprouting up across our god fearing Christian communities. The CCC is re-marketing these fleshy coffee merchants as a personified deadly VIRUS OF INDECENCY... lurking in your peripheral vision... waiting for the most opportune time to strike in an unsolicited sexual titillation attack. WE MUST PROTECT OUR CHILDREN! TNT reporter Adam Lynn has been tracking the Bikini Barista story. I like the bit about the Pierce County Sheriffs Deputy taking the satanic nipple tape into custody.  See how those two previous links have virtually no comments? Well look what happens when the TNT runs a photo of a REAL Bikini Barista (along with some boring text). They get like infinity comments! 

Sex Sells, But Decency Today Means Morality Tomorrow

by NineInchNachos on 3/2/2010 @ 1:32am
pre-game show TACOMIC comment digest from facebook:

1. I'm concerned too. The world keeps getting more and more complex and I can't keep up with it. I don't want to live in a world in which I have to talk to my kids about sex when I'M not ready. I'm afraid! No, I'm downright concerned.

You know what else I'm afraid of: zoos. Animals walking around naked serving us coffee. It's not RIGHT DAMMIT! IT'S NOT RIGHT!!11one111!!11one.

2. Alan Abel, we salute you.

3. Yeah, I'm not fond of peek-a-boo coffee stands either.

4. They may be real, but they are not organized nor effective. They have not updated since last June.

5. I'm not going to touch this controversy. It's too hot too handle. But I'll keep checking back RR just to keep abreast of any new developments. I have a few opinions I'd like to get off my chest too..Along the Oregon coast, in some towns I drove thru/past, the titty bar, the gun shop and the liquor store were in walking distance of each other..sometimes in the same strip mall......Well, I think I've milked this enough.

(friend me on facebook to see who these anonymous commenters really are! )

by KevinFreitas on 3/2/2010 @ 7:09am
Well done sir! Love the likeness of Don Knotts especially!

by tacoma1 on 3/2/2010 @ 7:24am
Do ya got that one in color? And can you move her arms just a little bit lower? Just wondering............

by NineInchNachos on 3/2/2010 @ 8:21am
today's tacomic pays tribute to Patrick Nagel

by L.S.Erhardt on 3/2/2010 @ 9:00am
Dude, she's hot.
I can hardly wait for her to come undone, when she reaches for the sunrise! Girls on film can easily make you hungry like the wolf. The reflex of this is to save a prayer for the morning after.

by fredo on 3/2/2010 @ 12:29pm
The city should offer those electrical tape pasties on ebay and probably make a lot of money. Throw in the Bimbo's recipes as a bonus.

by NineInchNachos on 3/2/2010 @ 1:17pm
RR: Dear Mike, what is your take on the Bikini Barista scourge of terror?

Mike Lonergan: On my list of the top one hundred issues facing our community, iit ranks...oh wait, it didn't make the list. Seriously, if it's visible only to those who drive up to the window on purpose, and not to others (kids) nearby, it shouldn't occupy our law enforcement resources. Haven't talked about this on air, but guess we should.

by Crenshaw Sepulveda on 3/2/2010 @ 10:17pm
I'm not sure if this will not harm the children. The other day I drove by the Bikini Bottom Espresso way out on 176th. Isn't Bikini Bottom where SpongeBob SquarePants lives. I suspect some children are lured in with the expectations of seeing their favorite cartoon sponge. What a surprise when they end up seeing some old clam.

by marumaruyopparai on 3/2/2010 @ 10:31pm
These ridiculous peep show coffee shops would be banned if I had my way. The American people have still yet to recover from the psychological and emotional trauma wrought by the Nipplegate debacle and now we have baristas exposing their bare breasts through the windows of drive through coffee huts. Shame!

Think back to the mass hysteria and confusion endured after the American public got one brief glimpse of Janet Jackson's nipple. And that was just one single nipple! There's an entire army of scantily clad baristas exposing themselves along public thoroughfares. Think of the children! This is nothing short of sexual terrorism. Women should be taught shame for their bodies, not encouraged to flaunt their chests to fill tip jars. As a former barista I took the high road and never once exposed my nipples or penis for tips, this behavior represents an erosion of respectability for this once noble profession.

by marumaruyopparai on 3/2/2010 @ 10:40pm
Work place appropriate attire:


by L.S.Erhardt on 3/2/2010 @ 10:42pm
We have THIS to deal with and we're worried about breasts and coffee?

Dunno about you, but I'm less offended by nudity than violence or political corruption.

by Mofo from the Hood on 3/3/2010 @ 7:36am
When the ladies start wearing "Frederick's of Hollywood" silk teddies with crotchless undergarments THEN the coffee business will really spike.

by fredo on 3/3/2010 @ 7:50am
"What a surprise when they end up seeing some old clam" LOL

by Crenshaw Sepulveda on 3/3/2010 @ 9:16am
I suspect in places like this they'd make lingerie out of 3 Sweet N Low packets and leave it at that.

by Mofo from the Hood on 3/3/2010 @ 9:30am
I'd like a tall Americano with a room.

by Non Sequitur on 3/3/2010 @ 5:46pm
Where is this place? I need to start patronizing it.

by Mofo from the Hood on 3/3/2010 @ 11:48pm
Excuse me M'am...There's a pubic hair in my frappacino.

by Crenshaw Sepulveda on 3/4/2010 @ 12:32am
I thought hair nets were required in all establishments that served food.

by Erik on 3/4/2010 @ 9:34pm
Another Story:

Prostitution charge against bikini barista dropped

EVERETT, Wash. Prosecutors in Washington state have dropped prostitution charges against a bikini barista accused of selling more than coffee at an espresso stand.

The Daily Herald reports that Everett Municipal Court Judge Timothy O'Dell approved a deal between Everett prosecutors and the 21-year-old Kirkland woman that would drop the charges if she promised to stay out of trouble for two years.

If she fails, she could face prosecution in municipal court for violating the adult entertainment ordinance.

The woman also agreed to testify against four other Grab-n-Go baristas charged last year with prostitution and violating city ordinances. They were accused of charging customers for touching certain body parts and for stripping down while fixing drinks.

Similar plea deals are expected for all but one who has indicated she plans to go to trial.

by NineInchNachos on 3/4/2010 @ 9:43pm
Was really hoping the stranger blog would rerun this cartoon. If anybody is a customer to these coffee stands, please printout a copy for them!

by NineInchNachos on 3/10/2010 @ 4:57pm
"A not guilty plea was entered today on behalf of a young woman thought to be the first bikini barista in Pierce County charged with indecent exposure.

Megan Elizabeth Lenn, 19, waived her appearance at her arraignment in District Court. She was charged last month with one count of unlawful public exposure, a misdemeanor."

by Erik on 3/10/2010 @ 5:10pm
I wonder of the ACLU will get involved.

It could be a very interesting trial.