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- don't forget all the contributions candidate for mayor JIM MERRITT can take credit for with these wide scope eclipse glasses!
- SONICS GUY eclipse glasses, a must for any SUPER FAN
- NOW, these ANTI-LNG REDLINE TACOMA eclipse glasses are sure to provoke a discussion from People of Color (POC). Sure, you might not THINK they're racist... but come on man, optics!
- Everybody loves Tacoma Rocks.
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