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PAID ADVERTISEMENT: C.L.A.W. Seeks Lady Cartoonists/Illustrators
Here's Your Chance, It's WOMEN We Want
posted May 17, 2011
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Dear Female Cartoonist/Illustrator,
Are you alone? Or maybe in search of something? Something you can't quite put your finger in... but somewhere in the depths of your limitless imagination... you're flirting with the notion that a secret society of people in attractive hats might hold the key to ETERNAL SKETCHBOOK SALVATION!? Well, shut the front door because the CLAW (Cartoonists League of Absurd Washingtonians) is about to come-a-knocking and you don't want to be sneaking out the bathroom window so much as you want to be sneaking out of the bathroom window of opportunity! The CLAW will find you, but don't be frightened... The CLAW wants to HELP you achieve greatness! ENLIST TODAY!
Membership benefits include:
- free fez
- professional CLAW domain email account
- comicpress CLAW subdomain
- inclusion in CLAW comic anthology, zine and misc. art projects
- access to knowledge base of seasoned professional freelancers
- tips! tricks of the trade!
- facebook blah blah social networking buzzword buzzword
- member gallery profile page!
- comic convention opportunities!
- a chance to meet GARY LARSON!
- and so much more! YES!!!!
Comments [16]
 by Thorax O'Tool on 5/17/2011 @ 3:12am | The last woman to apply got rejected for membership. |
 by Jesse on 5/17/2011 @ 7:59am | Don't we all really want more women though? |
 by The Jinxmedic on 5/17/2011 @ 8:11am | Mars actually NEEDS them. |
 by NineInchNachos on 5/17/2011 @ 8:27am | CLAW ultra-needs them. I voted yes. |
 by Chase on 5/17/2011 @ 8:41am | I wish I had talent. I want to be a Women of C.L.A.W.
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 by jamesstoweart on 5/17/2011 @ 9:20am | I want to make it perfectly clear for fear that it may get misunderstood or misconstrued here in this thread...
The person that Thorax O'Tool refers to as being rejected for membership in CLAW was rejected by vote of individual members based on criteria supported by our constitution and bylaws. Not because of her gender. CLAW likes women. And men. And robots. But not flying monkeys or zombies. Zombies must die. |
by NineInchNachos on 5/17/2011 @ 9:37am | Yes. Thanks for clarifying Mr. O'Tool's "AAAAAAAH"-inspiring first comment. |
by The Jinxmedic on 5/17/2011 @ 11:03am | Love that group photo, by the way!
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by NineInchNachos on 5/17/2011 @ 11:31am | [photo courtesy of Mrs. The Jinxmedic] |
 by MsPoppy on 5/17/2011 @ 3:03pm | While not considering myself, Might posting the criteria help some who wonder if they would qualify? |
by NineInchNachos on 5/17/2011 @ 3:23pm | yes good point! What are the requirements exactly? |
by The Jinxmedic on 5/17/2011 @ 3:36pm | Mostly, just a plethora of cartoon art submitted for review. All art is good, but this is the "Cartoonists League", after all... |
by NineInchNachos on 5/17/2011 @ 4:01pm | Yes! Cartoon/Comics/Illustrated works... sequential, character design.. text bubbles... sketches.. !
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by Thorax O'Tool on 5/17/2011 @ 4:16pm | There are 5 requirements, as listed: 1) Be a resident of the State of WA 2) Don't be a serial killer who goes after cartoonists 3) Be a professional or amateur cartoonist/illustrator/etc 4) Are willing to wear a Fez and acknowledge the Four Sacred Truths. 5) Be able to pay the dues (The Council of Four Eyes can work with you on this, if money is tight. Just ask them). More info here, on CLAW's Website: www.cartoonistsleague.org/about/membersh... |
 by cisserosmiley on 5/17/2011 @ 5:05pm | i'm confused...you guys are looking for someone who makes cartoons of ladies? or ladies who make cartoons? |
by The Jinxmedic on 5/17/2011 @ 5:12pm | Yes.
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