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WE RETURN NOW TO SPECIAL COVERAGE OF TACOMA MAYORAL RACE 2017! GET THE FACTS HERE AT THE TACOMIC.. **following is a re-post from a highly credentialed social media citizen journalist fake news site viz 'facebook'**
FACT: in her 20 years of public service Victoria Woodards has not
once responded to any cartoon I've ever drawn and taped to all the
windshields of every city council member OR in print before i was laid
off from Weekly Volcano for not following the office dress code.
FACT: Yes, in my 20 years of professional cartoon drawing i've had very
little reason to ever draw Victoria Woodards. She just plugs away at her
job and doesn't really do anything strange or weird like ever.
Credentials? Why yes, I have several honorary cartooning political
doctorates from the University of ... um.. The University of the United
States. We are a very small university.
FACT: the Tacomic Home Companion
is endorsed by several community activists and organizers who are sadly
long dead. They still are here with me. [holds up mason jar, sounds of
other mason jars rolling under table]
FACT: I never lie, believe
me. Also, I never said that either. You're lying now thinking about
that contradiction which if true is also a vicious lie.
I'm voting for Victoria Woodards because she knows what the flip jingles
she it doing on day 1. Turn key mayor and which continues the tradition
of female person of color mayor established by Mayor Strickland--who
got to meet President Obama, remember?
FACT: I know in the
past Mayor Woodards may have taken money from Geo Group, LNG people,
Pirates, and other terrible people, some i'm sure are good people. So
what? Take the money and run!
FACT: The education degrees
listed/removed from voter statements is such a non-issue and instead a
reflection of your own racism? "show me your birth certificate!"
FACT: Pro Charter Schools? No opinion. Probably bad? Hey, did you know the mayor is just one seat on the city council?
FACT: Jim Merritt lost to Mayor Strickland and he will be great losing
to Mayor Woodards. Maybe he can lose to Mayor Mello someday too. I'm
sure the creepy dudes haunting his campaign staff will be lurking around
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