JBLM PSA: REPORT Hallucinations, Blackouts, and Cases of Missing Time!

also, Just Say "NO" to Bath Salts
posted Apr 24, 2012
tacoma, tacomic, JBLM propaganda poster, hallucinations, blackouts, missing time, war crimes prevention awareness
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Launching a new series of JBLM specific propaganda posters in the spirit of Darryl the G.H.E.Y. Owl's pioneering SELF-HELP anti-gun-death campaign.  A bit of a combination of our own hyper-local, mass-murdering war criminal suspect Sgt. Bales and the recent headlines around the 'zombie hunter' Afghanistan death p0rn photos. You see aspects of these seemingly American war crimes encapsulated in this hyper-local pop-culture consumer-friendly zombie strip...
The way our owl friend sees it, tricking your brain to see a person as inhuman is just a tool for your inherently friendly brain to accept committing inhuman acts... a way for your mind to shield itself from the cosmic horrors of war.  It's time to pick up what Darryl is laying down--if you really are seeing zombies, you are probably stuck inside a psychotic episode.  Report yourself immediately; the lives of your family may be at risk!  And for crom's sake keep that ding-dang bath-salt out of your nose!!!

by NineInchNachos on 4/24/2012 @ 2:30am

cross promote!

by scubiedoo on 4/24/2012 @ 7:00am
stellar. bravo, sir. 

by ChrisTopher on 4/24/2012 @ 7:10am

by NineInchNachos on 4/24/2012 @ 8:43am
NPR  is on the same cosmic mind-stream!


by NineInchNachos on 4/24/2012 @ 9:25am

by Crenshaw Sepulveda on 4/24/2012 @ 10:20am
Your most important work, ever.

by NineInchNachos on 4/24/2012 @ 10:26am
this seems somehow important too

by InvaderPet on 4/24/2012 @ 11:11am
Was that.... woman (?) nursing recently?

by NineInchNachos on 4/24/2012 @ 11:19am
fear not, just a videodrome hallucination!  With the proper medication these unpleasant images will be cleared up in no  time! 

by CaptainBritton on 4/24/2012 @ 1:21pm
The white outline helps in defining the planes there. Nice job.

by NineInchNachos on 4/24/2012 @ 1:26pm
tricks I learned here  but they don't appear to be working anymore

by NineInchNachos on 4/24/2012 @ 1:30pm
Ha! got it!

by NineInchNachos on 4/24/2012 @ 1:31pm

by debivans on 4/24/2012 @ 5:23pm
"Ding-dang bath-salt", rolls off the tongue so nice.

by NineInchNachos on 4/25/2012 @ 8:44am
looks like my cartoons are having an impact!/KIROTVPierceCo/status/195... 

by NineInchNachos on 4/25/2012 @ 12:52pm
Hey Jinx, what is this about?

by The Jinxmedic on 4/25/2012 @ 1:13pm
Just simple administrative accountability realignment stuff. The various infantry brigades there now report to a division somewhere else, which makes command-level accountability difficult (no matter what they might say to the contrary). When FLW lost the 9th Division (via a post-cold war "peace dividend" deactivation), it sort of gutted the command structure on the base. If Panetta gives them a full division (the 2nd ID would make the most sense), there would better command oversight over the brigade-level operations, and stupid things would have a better chance of not happening.

by NineInchNachos on 4/25/2012 @ 1:18pm
thanks!  :)

by NineInchNachos on 4/26/2012 @ 9:14am
hmmm.  good advice Julie Anderson!

by The Jinxmedic on 4/26/2012 @ 9:53am
Civility is one of the main policy positions of the vMSDE.

by NineInchNachos on 4/27/2012 @ 8:14am
well I think it's a good idea

by NineInchNachos on 4/27/2012 @ 8:41am

by NineInchNachos on 4/30/2012 @ 8:18am
well i'm glad the family of an accused mass murderer was able to participate in the daffodil parade.


by NineInchNachos on 5/4/2012 @ 9:27am
sooner they get the new leadership command at JBLM the better

by NineInchNachos on 5/9/2012 @ 7:52am

by NineInchNachos on 5/14/2012 @ 8:11am
Do any of these troops have wives and children? Maybe we can march them in the daffodil parade next time instead of the wife and children of the accused war criminal mass murderer.  Come on VFW post 91 !

by NineInchNachos on 5/17/2012 @ 10:26am
horror.   horror.

by NineInchNachos on 5/24/2012 @ 9:07am
maybe the government IS doing something?   Propaganda !

by cisserosmiley on 5/24/2012 @ 9:33am
Did you know in the 1940's birds-eye and the OWI (us gov) used to "collaborate" on what images represented the American family the best on frozen veggy packages. Do WE really want this kind of pollution again?

by NineInchNachos on 5/28/2012 @ 8:24am
Stop the meaningless treadmill of death 

End the war. 

by The Jinxmedic on 5/28/2012 @ 9:12am
That's not how you do a Memorial Day post.

by Non Sequitur on 5/28/2012 @ 11:06am
Isn't it?

If people stopped joining the military, there would be no need to celebrate Memorial Day since no one would be killed. Most things that kill people en masse "We" try to avoid. You know, the "Never Again!" mentality. I don't see why it seemingly doesn't apply to war.

by NineInchNachos on 8/2/2012 @ 8:40am
"zombie" is a codeword

by The Jinxmedic on 8/2/2012 @ 11:59am

by NineInchNachos on 8/6/2012 @ 8:24am
seek help!

by jenyum on 8/6/2012 @ 9:42am
To be fair, this person served in the mid nineties and never had a combat deployment. He was also dishonorably discharged, with a reduction in rank.
It seems like whatever is wrong with him isn't the fault of the army.

by NineInchNachos on 8/6/2012 @ 9:59am
I see what you're saying.  It's just sad to see that army combat training used for evil.

by low bar on 8/6/2012 @ 11:15am
i guess my grandpa missed a few in the war...nazis that is

by NineInchNachos on 8/6/2012 @ 11:59am
they're like vampires... you gotta get the whole nest or they'll regenerate.

by cisserosmiley on 8/6/2012 @ 11:28pm
He was psy-ops trained by the army.

by CaptainBritton on 8/7/2012 @ 10:30am
I think this

by NineInchNachos on 8/17/2012 @ 8:06am
yikes.  maybe it's the heat? 

by NineInchNachos on 9/26/2012 @ 8:25am
guns, zombies and the American way

by The Jinxmedic on 9/26/2012 @ 9:15am
I didn't see any guns or mention of violence in that strip...

by NineInchNachos on 9/26/2012 @ 9:52am
zombies must die!

by The Jinxmedic on 9/26/2012 @ 10:07am
Ah yes, the CLAW motto is actually more violent than my Ocryx and Joe strip...

by NineInchNachos on 11/5/2012 @ 5:55pm
may he go away for a very long time.

like firing squad.

by NineInchNachos on 11/11/2012 @ 8:54pm
happy veterans day JBLM!

by NineInchNachos on 11/12/2012 @ 8:22am
Bring em home

by NineInchNachos on 11/14/2012 @ 4:39pm
Let them all wear capes in the next VFW parade float !

by NineInchNachos on 12/20/2012 @ 10:02am
Mr. Bales will be facing the death penalty for his trigger happy black out.  Will the VFW still march his family in the next daffodil parade ?

by NineInchNachos on 1/15/2013 @ 8:23am
sorry Mr. Bales looks like you won't qualify

by NineInchNachos on 1/18/2013 @ 7:34am
Should soldiers with PTSD be given guns OR capes?

by JesseHillFan on 3/14/2013 @ 7:44am
Update Sanity review for Sgt.Robert Bales on Komo News.

by NineInchNachos on 6/5/2013 @ 3:36pm
Bye Bye Mr. Bales 

by NineInchNachos on 8/20/2013 @ 2:58pm
Prosecutor: “The accused agrees most of his victims were women, children
or old men not military age males" and none were insurgents #Bales

by NineInchNachos on 8/20/2013 @ 2:59pm
Prosecutors tell jury all of #Bales' victims were killed by rifle-fire were shot from less than five feet away.

by NineInchNachos on 8/20/2013 @ 3:00pm
After rampage, while under guard at base, #Bales made several incriminating statements, including "My count is 20," referring to body count.

by JesseHillFan on 8/21/2013 @ 7:25am
A strange thing though.Lt.William Calley didn't get much time for his part in the My Lai massacre.Others escaped punishment.Bales will likely be punished far worse.