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Geoduck Death Eaters

Washington Geoducks Too Polluted for Chinese Market
posted Jan 13, 2014
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Chinese regulators have banned the import of Pacific Northwest Geoduck due to high levels of poopie and arsenic.  What does this mean for "Penis of the Sea," the gentle geoduck?  shruggle!  They say only the skin is high in arsenic and that the other bits are safe.  Eat it up yum!  Folks sure know how to take care of their ONLY habitable planet.