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SCATS starts a new chapter in the rest room
posted Sep 9, 2010
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Restrooms are interesting places. A public setting where people conduct one of their most private of activities. Well SCATS aims to pull back the veil and show you what brilliant conversations you might be missing out in if you're like me -- a get in, get 'er done, and get out kinda' public restroom guy.
Personally, I'm just not a fan. This chapter will be a voyeuristic look at conversations I doubt I would ever have. Call me anti-social but if there's one place I don't want to meet or engage people it's in a restroom. Maybe I don't like seeing, hearing, or smelling the stuff that comes out of people coupled with what comes out of their mouth or maybe I'm just wired in the ways of ancient man. Willing to stop only briefly to let my guard down. Vulnerable to attack from marauders looking to occupy my land and my hot (albeit probably pretty hairy) cave lady. These are important issues that very well could affect us today! I mean, c'mon, haven't you seen any spy movies lately? The bad guys always go after you in the can!
Where do you find people are the most potty chatty? Airports are probably the best restrooms for chit-chat. So many people coming and going all with stories to tell about their comings and goings. Bars are probably right up there as well mostly because alcohol loosens up the mouth as well as the bladder. But give me the solitude of a single restroom with locking door any day and I'll just enjoy our illustrated romp through toilet talks instead.
So, are you a restroom talker? SCATS wants to know. I'm especially interested to hear from the ladies since the convenience of urinals slows this routine a bit for them. Unless you're a fan of these things. In which I case I salute you!
K^F
Personally, I'm just not a fan. This chapter will be a voyeuristic look at conversations I doubt I would ever have. Call me anti-social but if there's one place I don't want to meet or engage people it's in a restroom. Maybe I don't like seeing, hearing, or smelling the stuff that comes out of people coupled with what comes out of their mouth or maybe I'm just wired in the ways of ancient man. Willing to stop only briefly to let my guard down. Vulnerable to attack from marauders looking to occupy my land and my hot (albeit probably pretty hairy) cave lady. These are important issues that very well could affect us today! I mean, c'mon, haven't you seen any spy movies lately? The bad guys always go after you in the can!
Where do you find people are the most potty chatty? Airports are probably the best restrooms for chit-chat. So many people coming and going all with stories to tell about their comings and goings. Bars are probably right up there as well mostly because alcohol loosens up the mouth as well as the bladder. But give me the solitude of a single restroom with locking door any day and I'll just enjoy our illustrated romp through toilet talks instead.
So, are you a restroom talker? SCATS wants to know. I'm especially interested to hear from the ladies since the convenience of urinals slows this routine a bit for them. Unless you're a fan of these things. In which I case I salute you!
K^F
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