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SCATS issues an ungentlemenly challenge
posted Oct 7, 2010

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After hearing this story from Stowe for the second time we decided it had to be immortalized and tutorialized for the ages here in a SCATS. I first wrote this week's script based on my second hand knowledge which truly didn't cut the mustard. Somehow, without actually being there something was lost on me. Maybe I was being to proper or maybe I couldn't think of a punchline better than the topic itself but it just wasn't hitting a home run with either Stowe nor I.
I minced words a bit and attempted a somehow macho tone for the final frame but Stowe set me straight and made some revisions himself. His advice was to just lay it out there. Don't tiptoe around the "Swedish Chef" just tell it like it is. So there it is. But, to be fair, the only all-male college house I lived in was at a Lutheran private school with no Greek system. The guys I shared rent with were fantastic, don't get me wrong, but a "wild party" to us was playing a networked game of Unreal Tournament. I didn't even drink 'til I was 25 or so. C'mon!
I am, however, intrigued by the challenge and hope you are too. Sex can be a very serious, sacred gift between people. But I'd put my $.02 in to say that sometimes it's fun to laugh at yourselves too! So if you accidentally fall off the bed or poke your partner's eye with your nose or take Stowe up on his Swedish Chef challenge, drop your cool card once in a while when it comes to sex and just have fun!
Here's also is a tutorial video to help train you in the ways of singing like the Swedish Chef.
K^F
Okay,
For the record... I was a drunken idiot in my 20's.
Also, I am not actually advocating any participation in the 'Swedish Chef Challenge' to anyone. My single documented attempt got me slapped.
-Stowe
I minced words a bit and attempted a somehow macho tone for the final frame but Stowe set me straight and made some revisions himself. His advice was to just lay it out there. Don't tiptoe around the "Swedish Chef" just tell it like it is. So there it is. But, to be fair, the only all-male college house I lived in was at a Lutheran private school with no Greek system. The guys I shared rent with were fantastic, don't get me wrong, but a "wild party" to us was playing a networked game of Unreal Tournament. I didn't even drink 'til I was 25 or so. C'mon!
I am, however, intrigued by the challenge and hope you are too. Sex can be a very serious, sacred gift between people. But I'd put my $.02 in to say that sometimes it's fun to laugh at yourselves too! So if you accidentally fall off the bed or poke your partner's eye with your nose or take Stowe up on his Swedish Chef challenge, drop your cool card once in a while when it comes to sex and just have fun!
Here's also is a tutorial video to help train you in the ways of singing like the Swedish Chef.
K^F
Okay,
For the record... I was a drunken idiot in my 20's.
Also, I am not actually advocating any participation in the 'Swedish Chef Challenge' to anyone. My single documented attempt got me slapped.
-Stowe
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