Fail Whale


Fail Whale #035

Smack talkin' Dolphin
posted Apr 11, 2012
Snide remarks always end in PAIN
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It should be of no surprise that Walbert has really good hearing.

by NineInchNachos on 4/11/2012 @ 9:42am
eat him!

by The Jinxmedic on 4/11/2012 @ 10:09am
Yes, he even has a built-in toothpick to help help with the after-meal detritus.  (baleen pick?)

by NineInchNachos on 4/11/2012 @ 10:17am
circle of life

by L.S.Erhardt on 4/11/2012 @ 11:52am
It doesn't matter if Walbert is like 10x the size, that tusk would hurt.

But as always, there is more to the tale than just what meets the eye. Tune in next week, kids!



by InvaderPet on 4/11/2012 @ 5:57pm
How does Walbert's fez stay on?

by NineInchNachos on 4/11/2012 @ 6:27pm
harpoons

by InvaderPet on 4/11/2012 @ 6:42pm


Ouch. Or are harpoons the whales' equivalent to body piercing?

by L.S.Erhardt on 4/11/2012 @ 10:34pm
Standard sized harpoons really are more of an annoyance to a whale of Walbert's size.

He keeps the fez on via 2 factors:
1) Being a 60 foot-long baleen whale, he doesn't need to move very fast.
2) Barnacles