Robotic Love Affair
by NineInchNachos on 2/23/2010 @ 12:21pm
|have you listened to Frank Zappa's rock opera "Joe's Garage" ?|
by ElectricElliot on 2/23/2010 @ 1:49pm
|I do like Zappa, but I haven't given Joe's Garage a really good once through.|
by L.S.Erhardt on 2/23/2010 @ 10:00pm
|What has been seen cannot be unseen!|
Looks like a lot of things are ok in the funny pages. We already have prior examples of male nudity (Feed Tacomic), female frontal nudity (Fail Whale), defecation (DNoTD) and now we have wanton acts of ant-on-toaster love.
I whole heartedly look forward to what we twisted minds of CLAW will cook up next!
(spoiler alert! look for robot homosexuality in a future episode of Return of Stickman)
Elliot... you may enjoy this:
by L.S.Erhardt on 2/23/2010 @ 10:27pm
|Won't somebody think of the Children?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
by ElectricElliot on 2/24/2010 @ 9:19am
|There is no end to the CLAW's indecency.
Thorax, please refrain from posting similar PBF's. It seriously hurts my life energy.
by L.S.Erhardt on 2/24/2010 @ 7:06pm
|I'll behave better in the future.
BTW, you need to use the ant-toaster at some point! It's freaking hilarious. Seriously, I laughed for 15 minuets after I drew it.
by NineInchNachos on 2/24/2010 @ 9:49pm
Joe turns to religion for help, and "pays a lot of money" to "L. Ron Hoover" at the First Church of Appliantology (a parody of The Church of Scientology). There, Hoover identifies Joe as a "latent appliance fetishist". When Joe asks if he should "come out of the closet" he is instead instructed to "go into the closet" to achieve "sexual gratification through the use of machines". In the next song, we learn "The Closet" is the name of a club where humans can copulate with appliances. Joe locates a machine he likes, named Sy Borg, and they return to Sy's apartment. There Joe and Sy have a "groovy orgy" with Sy's roommate, a "modified Gay Bob doll."
Joe ends up destroying Sy (whom the Central Scrutinizer calls an "XQJ-37 Nuclear-Powered Pansexual Roto-Plooker") with a golden shower. Joe, who gave all of his money to the Church of Appliantology and is thus unable to pay for the damage, is thrown into a special prison. The prison is painted all green on the inside and filled with criminals from the music business. While in jail, Joe is repeatedly gang raped ("plooked") by former musicians and record executives when they're not snorting lines of detergent. This gang is led by a shockingly endowed former promotional agent of a major record company, known as "Bald-Headed John: King of the Plookers"