by NineInchNachos on 2/22/2012 @ 10:24am
|what about his superpac Golden Harvest Our Future Freedom For America ?|
by Thorax O'Tool on 2/22/2012 @ 10:40am
|What is that from?
by Thorax O'Tool on 2/22/2012 @ 10:56am
|From Jowels' facebook page:|
"It is in the darkest of times for this, The Republic that I hereby cast my hat into the ring.
In the inner-boroughs of our alabaster cities, the destitute find
neither shelter nor food; the able-bodied lack not from want of work.
Naye, they suffer from the lack of meaningful employment as it does not
A nation is only as strong as soft-spot in the chain-mail of it's armor; and it is in these times that the economy of the Republic.
Unlike the men who vie for the honor of the Republic's highest office, I
have in my years of statesmanship have learned that only a free
populace of men and women who oppose tyranny can fully govern themselves
and together work to build a nation.
Spread ye the word! Mine economic plan to lift the Republic out of this depressionary time is thus:
A chicken in every pot; a pillow on every bed; a gun in the hand of every child."
by NineInchNachos on 2/22/2012 @ 11:01am
|but what are his views about birthcontrol for lady beans?|
by Thorax O'Tool on 2/22/2012 @ 11:06am
|Filmore Jowels has no official policy on it.|
Given that, I'd wager that Jowels really doesn't care what one does in the privacy of their home as long as it isn't supporting the British Empire.
by NineInchNachos on 2/22/2012 @ 1:24pm
|FART THE QUEEN!|
by Thorax O'Tool on 2/22/2012 @ 1:50pm
One of the things Jowels supports is colonizing Great Britain. It's under the "Revenge will be sweet" section of his Foreign Policy.
by The Jinxmedic on 2/22/2012 @ 2:31pm
|Because independence from the commonwealth has worked out oh so well for us...|
by Thorax O'Tool on 2/22/2012 @ 6:17pm
|It's never been about how well something works. It's entirely about what one's backers want.|
And after that pesky war of 1812, can you blame Jowels' backers for wanting nothing to do with the brits?
Although, I have some reservations about F.O. Jowels and has party. They have awfully close ties and alliances with the Prussians.
by Maria on 2/22/2012 @ 6:53pm
"A chicken in every pot; a pillow on every bed; a gun in the hand of every child."
I'm really glad this isn't "A bean in every pot" because that would just be awkward.
Mine opinion is that Filmore Jowels is a fine and distinguished personage.
by Non Sequitur on 2/23/2012 @ 7:41pm
|I bet Jowels would build a nation-wide light rail as long as it wasn't used to transport British imports or Redcoats.